Jonquilyn Hill

Iris is like, why don't I just come to your place, get the statue and I'll return it. Teddy is immediately like, you can't return it. I don't want you to get into any trouble over my stupid idea. He's like, what if I just deliver it to the door and run away like ding dong ditch style? Iris is like, that's not going to work.

Iris is like, why don't I just come to your place, get the statue and I'll return it. Teddy is immediately like, you can't return it. I don't want you to get into any trouble over my stupid idea. He's like, what if I just deliver it to the door and run away like ding dong ditch style? Iris is like, that's not going to work.

Michael and Blake have cameras at every door to the house because this neighborhood is notorious for package thievery. She's like, the minute they find the box, they're going to go back to the camera footage to find out who left it and they're going to see that it's you. And so Teddy's like, damn. And they're both quiet for a minute. And then Teddy's like, okay, what about this?

Michael and Blake have cameras at every door to the house because this neighborhood is notorious for package thievery. She's like, the minute they find the box, they're going to go back to the camera footage to find out who left it and they're going to see that it's you. And so Teddy's like, damn. And they're both quiet for a minute. And then Teddy's like, okay, what about this?

What if I hire an Uber driver to come pick up the statue from my place and then drop it off at y'all's place? That way, it'll be someone Michael and Blake can't recognize. Do you see any problem with this plan?

What if I hire an Uber driver to come pick up the statue from my place and then drop it off at y'all's place? That way, it'll be someone Michael and Blake can't recognize. Do you see any problem with this plan?

Iris can't really think of anything better. So she's like, yeah, fine, whatever. Teddy has plans that Saturday night. So the reverse heist will have to take place the next day. So Iris spends the next day and night just sick to her stomach from stress. Missing statue posters are just plastered across their neighborhood.

Iris can't really think of anything better. So she's like, yeah, fine, whatever. Teddy has plans that Saturday night. So the reverse heist will have to take place the next day. So Iris spends the next day and night just sick to her stomach from stress. Missing statue posters are just plastered across their neighborhood.

When Iris ventures outside her room, she can hear Michael and Blake talking in tense, hushed tones in the kitchen. At one point, Aiden and Michael actually get into a little fight. Michael is convinced that since the statue was stolen the night that Aiden had control of the guest list, that Aiden should be doing more to help find the statue.

When Iris ventures outside her room, she can hear Michael and Blake talking in tense, hushed tones in the kitchen. At one point, Aiden and Michael actually get into a little fight. Michael is convinced that since the statue was stolen the night that Aiden had control of the guest list, that Aiden should be doing more to help find the statue.

Aiden is busy packing to move to Arizona and preparing for his shift at the bar. And so at first he's calm and he's like, I'll do as much as possible. I'll text my friends, et cetera, et cetera. But then he starts getting a little angry as Michael kind of keeps like badgering him. And finally he says, none of my friends would want your stupid statue, which is real and fair.

Aiden is busy packing to move to Arizona and preparing for his shift at the bar. And so at first he's calm and he's like, I'll do as much as possible. I'll text my friends, et cetera, et cetera. But then he starts getting a little angry as Michael kind of keeps like badgering him. And finally he says, none of my friends would want your stupid statue, which is real and fair.

What maybe isn't fair is what Aiden says next.

What maybe isn't fair is what Aiden says next.

Aiden also tells Michael that he will not be sharing his special spicy mojito recipe when he moves out, which is Michael's favorite recipe. So morale is bad in the house, all to say. The only person no one is angry at is Iris, which is maybe why Blake asked Iris if she'll watch the Oscars with them that Sunday night. He even says he'll buy her takeout.

Aiden also tells Michael that he will not be sharing his special spicy mojito recipe when he moves out, which is Michael's favorite recipe. So morale is bad in the house, all to say. The only person no one is angry at is Iris, which is maybe why Blake asked Iris if she'll watch the Oscars with them that Sunday night. He even says he'll buy her takeout.

Iris knows a bribe when she sees one, but Michael and Blake also exclusively order from the kind of restaurants that Iris can't afford. So she's not going to say no to that. This is exactly how Iris finds herself on the couch between Blake and Michael who are talking to each other in that sort of clip tone that couples talk in when they're fighting, but there's someone else in the room.

Iris knows a bribe when she sees one, but Michael and Blake also exclusively order from the kind of restaurants that Iris can't afford. So she's not going to say no to that. This is exactly how Iris finds herself on the couch between Blake and Michael who are talking to each other in that sort of clip tone that couples talk in when they're fighting, but there's someone else in the room.

So they're watching the 94th Academy Awards. It's Sunday night. It has now been 33 hours since the statue went missing. Do you watch the Oscars?

So they're watching the 94th Academy Awards. It's Sunday night. It has now been 33 hours since the statue went missing. Do you watch the Oscars?