Jordan Belfort

And we're watching this like disgustingly vile act.

Anyway, long story short is something happens.

I can't say it's just too disgusting, but something happens like after the guy pulls out and, you know, you can't imagine what happens

the woman looks like after that and it's like this really the most disgusting vagina in it's like the world's most polluted vagina basically ever to exist on planet earth right it's not there wow okay right and we're all looking at like and you have to look there's a morbid morbid curiosity takes over you're like you just want to take a look you're like oh my fucking god and this guy was like number eight on the line of 20 all right right okay can you imagine this right all right oh my god i'm not this i'm not this guy anymore i'm like married i'm happily married i've

It's a testament to the human liver, right?

So the liver stays intact.

I didn't drink a lot.

I think that was the big thing.

I had a little bit, not much.

That wasn't the big thing.

Drugs, yeah.

Quaaludes and cocaine, yeah, were the big ones, right?

And a lot of Xanax and Klonopin and

because it was cool and awesome.

And I just did massive quines of drugs, right?

I never met a drug I didn't like, right?

And the whole LSD, not much, right?

But anyway, this- The store, the bachelor party, yeah.

Anyway, so we were all looking and Elliot is next to me, the most, the brand of us all.

And he goes and grabs a bottle of champagne, shakes it up, and then something happens, right?