Jordan Jensen
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Podcast Appearances
So he had that snake in his pants the entire time he was doing a podcast, and he told me that he got a tapeworm, and then he named his tapeworm Dimitri.
And I'm like, you have a worm?
And at the end, he's like, oh, the worm's coming out.
He had it the whole time.
He pulls out this fucking snake and he puts it on the table and it's been there ever since.
So when I had Trump on the podcast, he was so happy that Dimitri the snake was on the table.
A white guy who lives with the chimpanzees and figures it out.
He lives with the apes, becomes the king, of course.
I mean, this was a Google.
This could have been one of my things.
I don't think I've ever read it.
I think I've read the comic books.