Jordan Klepper
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Podcast Appearances
Countries are calling me and asking me to come and do what I did in New York City.
It's an amazing opportunity that's waiting for me.
I can fly private now.
I can go on a cruise.
I can hang out in St.
Bart.
And the joy of it when y'all come and say, you know, what are you doing going to Spain?
I could just give you the finger and keep it moving.
I have to be stuck on stupid to want to do this again.
So let me bounce, man.
I got a whole life to live.
Hey, man, no one forced you to be mayor.
You ran for mayor.
And also, you're currently the mayor.
You have two months left.
It's way too early to give a Jerry Maguire speech.
you bitches, I'm out.
After Christmas.
Right now, let's brainstorm on trash pickup, shall we?
And by the way, why are you wearing a tuxedo shirt?