Mamdani and Democrats Score Big Wins & Conservatives Melt Down | Scott Galloway

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Jordan Klepper 0:33
Welcome to The Daily Show. I'm Jordan Klepper. We got so much to talk about tonight. Trump gets even more pissed at New York. The Bible gets spicy. And is it possible that running a candidate under the age of 92 works? Let's find out with another installment of Indecision 2025. Yesterday was Election Day in America, the first big election since Trump's 2024 victory. It was a chance to see if the Democrats had any pulse whatsoever. And last night's show, not only are they alive, they are coked up like Don Jr. at a crypto convention.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoo!
Jordan Klepper 1:19
Whoo! They scored a 13-point victory in the New Jersey governor race, a 15-point victory in the Virginia governor race, a landslide win for California's Prop 50, and... let's not forget the biggest victory of the night, the one no one can stop talking about.
Election Clip Speaker (Georgia official) / Voter 1:39
Democrats flipped two seats on Georgia's Public Service Commission in this year's election. Yeah, that is huge for our state.
Audience / Promo Voice (Unknown) 1:46
Yeah! Yeah!
Jordan Klepper 1:53
Yeah! The Georgia Public Service Commission. When I say Georgia Public, you say Service Commission. Georgia Public! Service Commission! Georgia Public! Service Commission! Oh, man! Oh! Do you folks know what this means? No! Yeah, seriously, do you know of any idea what this means? Okay, whatever. The Dems are taking the W. The point is, people were excited to vote, especially the younger generation. Hi, I'm so excited to vote. It's giving election day.
Scott Galloway 2:29
It's giving election day? It's giving election day. Um, why are you here? What's the motivating factor?
Jordan Klepper 2:33
No, it's giving yes on Prop 50. It's giving hot people vote yes on Prop 50. This clip is giving me a migraine. It's... It's giving me second thoughts about democracy being for everybody. It's giving, let's raise the voting age to one year older than she is. But this, you know what? You know what? This is a good reminder to everybody that when the Gen Zers at your office start glitching like that, it's good to unplug them for 10 seconds, then restart. Usually fixes the issue. But still, you can see the enthusiasm. People all over the country were excited to vote. Even people who could not, technically speaking, vote.
News Reader / Segment Reporter (Unknown) 3:21
Officials in Kentucky were flooded with complaints from voters demanding to know why polling places were closed. Kentucky's Secretary of State cleared up the confusion, posting, quote, Kentucky votes next year. You cannot vote in Kentucky for the mayor of New York City or the governor of Virginia. Sorry.
Jordan Klepper 3:43
Kentucky. Kentucky. How can I put this respectfully? You are not giving intelligence. Of course, the biggest story of the night was Zoran Mamdani, who is... Well? Well? Zoran Mamdani, who is democratically elected as Sultan of the People's Republic of Al-New-Yorkistan. Mamdani won by assembly in a coalition of young people, working-class families, pagan graphic designers, non-binary baristas, and, of course, Bushwick couples looking to make him their third. Meanwhile, his opponent, Andrew Cuomo, had his votes eaten into by Republican candidate Curtis Sliwa. It was an unfortunate divide, but Cuomo's voters took it graciously. Hey, Curtis, you're a f***ing scumbag, like I said all along, all of these months.
Andrew Cuomo / Curtis Sliwa Clip Speaker (Cliped politician) / Protester (Unknown clip) 4:44
You f***ing got 8% of the vote. You split the f***ing vote. You f***ing sold out like f***ing Judas sold out f***ing Jesus.
Jordan Klepper 4:52
For the 30 f***ing coins is over. Go f*** yourself. Whoa. Whoa. I like hearing Bible stories told that way. Maybe I should go to church in Staten Island. Jesus curing the lepers. Meanwhile, Mary Magdalene is over here with the big slapping around. Forget about it. Corinthians 416. While some New Yorkers are turning so red Curtis Sliwa could wear them as a hat, other New Yorkers are processing their emotions in a different way. New Yorkers are going to flee. They're going to flee New York because of Zoran Mamdani.
Comedy Central Announcer 5:31
His win still sets the stage for a large mass exodus out of New York.
Jordan Klepper 5:35
With this guy in charge, you know, they're talking about a million people leaving New York City.

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