Jordan Klepper

Are you starting your day or ending it?

How does this work?

But I will say this, whether you voted for Mamdani or Cuomo, or you split your vote for Curtis Sliwa, you scumbag, all of us New Yorkers are going to miss Eric Adams.

So, as the mayor heads off into the great Turkish Airlines lounge in the sky, let's take one last look back at the legacy he left behind.

New York City is the greatest city on the globe.

That makes me the greatest mayor on the globe.

This is a place where every day you wake up, you could experience everything from a plane crashing into our Trade Center to a

a person who's celebrating a new business that's open.

We know New York City is the Islamabad of America, is the Lagos of America, the Athens of America, Lima, Port-au-Prince, Kyiv, Zagreb.

New York City is the Istanbul of America.

I start the day with telling my team,

We gotta follow the law.

I sleep well at night with my little teddy bear because I follow the rules.

I was not offered any position to go to Turkey, to eat turkey, to do anything else.

I'm not gonna resign, I'm gonna reign.

I'm like broccoli.

You're gonna hate me now, but you're gonna love me later.

I'm Gandhi-like.

I think like Gandhi.

I act like Gandhi.