Jordan Klepper

We're going to kill rats.

If you're not scared of rats, you are really, you're my hero.

All my haters become my waiters when I sit down at the table of success.

I'm a lion, and lions don't lose sleep over the opinions of sheep.

I am the pilot, folks, and you are all passengers.

Pray for me to land the plane, because there's no parachutes on this plane.

We're all going down together.

If they like it or not, I'm the mayor.

When we come back, we find out who wins when Donald Trump goes up against New York.

Don't go away.

Welcome back to The Daily Show.

Joe Redmond, Donnie's victory is sure to worsen tensions between New York City and Donald Trump.

And not the sexy kind of tension.

For more on this fraught relationship, we turn to Desi Lydic in our new segment, The Art of the Altercation.

There are some feuds that transcend normal conflict and become an art form, and the master of this is Donald Trump.

He knows the art of altercation like the back of his totally normal hand.

Trump's faced many worthy opponents, Hillary Clinton, laws, even his own neck, where he has a prolapsed pelvic floor.

But one of his most personal feuds is with his own hometown, New York City.

New York has a problem.

This is now a city in decline.