Jordan Klepper

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We got so much to talk about tonight.

Afro Man is winning hip-hop's weirdest beef, Michael Kosta wants to steal your kids' Pokemon cards, and the war with Iran is more busted than your March Madness bracket.

So, let's get into headlines.

We are now almost three weeks into the war in Iran, and it's not going great.

Oil prices are surging, our planes are getting shot out of the sky, and now Pete Hegseth is asking for an extra $200 billion to fight this war.

And they say women be shopping, huh?

And on top of all of this, our allies are angry that Trump started this war without consulting them.

But of course, President Trump is smoothing things over with his trademark charm.

Okay?

Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?

Okay?

Wow.

The Japanese prime minister did not like that joke.

I haven't seen an American bomb in front of Japan that badly since.

You get the idea.

Although I will give Trump credit, though.