Jordan Klepper

Yes, that all took place at this hotel, this weird, strange hotel that also happened to be next to Madison Square Garden, which also means if you're there for the dog show, you're probably staying at this hotel.

And I remember going out on a lunch break and all of these dogs who are performing at MSG, they're all staying at this hotel and all the owners have brought them out into 6th Avenue and there's no place to shit.

Oh, no.

And so there's all these gorgeous dogs performing

panicking, running around, shitting in the middle of 6th Avenue, 7th Avenue.

Oh, no.

They're like, where is green?

You're like, there's no greenery.

For another half, you got to get up to Central Park and you're not going to make it.

Oh, my God.

A month from now, those St.

Bernard deuces are going to be unveiled to all the lovely people of Midtown.

It's a behind-the-scenes thing.

Unfortunately, that hotel was demolished last year.

Oh, no.

It no longer exists.

Dang.

Dang.

So you missed your chance.

This is another example of, like, if you've been sitting there being like, at one time I want to stay at the Pennsylvania Hotel, see these dogs, take crabs in the street.