Jordan Klepper
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The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on "Don't Believe Your Eyes" Week
What has tickled your fancy?
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on "Don't Believe Your Eyes" Week
You didn't understand the importance of that.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on "Don't Believe Your Eyes" Week
And I guess, yeah, in a tank, a tank can't, you can't sustain the life of 30 snails.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on "Don't Believe Your Eyes" Week
Of course not.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on "Don't Believe Your Eyes" Week
There's not... Wait, what do you do?
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on "Don't Believe Your Eyes" Week
Are you going to exterminate 29 snails?
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on "Don't Believe Your Eyes" Week
Just walking over with the kosher salt.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on "Don't Believe Your Eyes" Week
The Morton's on top of it all.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on "Don't Believe Your Eyes" Week
Oh, the horror!
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on "Don't Believe Your Eyes" Week
The horror!
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on "Don't Believe Your Eyes" Week
I think you take 29 snails, although maybe you want to keep them all as a family.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on "Don't Believe Your Eyes" Week
I don't know.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on "Don't Believe Your Eyes" Week
Do you take all the snails to Prospect Park?
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on "Don't Believe Your Eyes" Week
Can you find a puddle of urine in Prospect Park?
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on "Don't Believe Your Eyes" Week
Baby snails, like smaller than a dime?
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on "Don't Believe Your Eyes" Week
Well, clearly.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on "Don't Believe Your Eyes" Week
Sorry, Pickles, but you've been brined.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on "Don't Believe Your Eyes" Week
Deal with it, Pickles.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on "Don't Believe Your Eyes" Week
Oh, man.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on "Don't Believe Your Eyes" Week
Deal with it.