Jordan Klepper

You missed it, you know?

Take your shot.

America, take your shot.

See those dogs poop at a hotel when you have the opportunity.

Technically, I think it is the Westminster Kennel Club.

The perfect version of that, from my understanding.

And then training the dog as well.

You train the dog.

Again, I'm very loose on what the rules of it are.

We're both talking out of our ass.

We have no idea.

There are people who are listening right now who are like, we care about this sport.

Do we call it a sport?

Do we call it a pageant?

Yeah.

yeah it is such a quirky American seemingly wholesome thing that is like just a great thing and then it comes to New York I really do have to go to it dropped in the middle of Manhattan and then it's interesting to see like an audience respond to these dogs yeah because now they've been more often than not the golden retriever is always beloved and you can feel the audience but doesn't win on very never wins like all like you see like you feel the populism in there and they're like we're not listening to you a pug comes out you're like

yes, I love the Pugs.

And they're like, we don't give a shit about the Pugs.

And so what they care about, very niche breeds.

So you're like, I don't exactly know what is being judged here.