Jordan Klepper

Or ask them for their shoe size.

There's some reporting that he does ask people for their shoe size and then purposely pick the wrong shoes or... Or you want to grow into it.

This to me has all the great elements that just expose what this MAGA movement is about, which is like...

It's unbridled fidelity towards one lunatic authoritarian to the point that is so degrading to who you are as a person.

So Marco Rubio is either lying about the size shoes he needs because he wants his feet to seem big.

To make himself look more manly.

Exactly.

Or he's getting shoes that don't fit.

And instead of being a fucking adult...

and not wearing them, or even being an adult and saying, thank you for this gift, I'm going to return them and get them in a size that I need to wear.

He instead puts on literal clown shoes to wander around because he doesn't want to offend the emperor, the emperor who wears no clothes.

And as somebody who has foot problems, let me tell you, me and my podiatrist will tell you, you have to wear comfortable shoes.

You do?

You reach a certain age.

If your shoes do not fit, from a chafing perspective, that's horrendous.

Or just from a mere bone structure, you're putting too much weight on the sesamoid bones if you're overcompensating with a back that's wide open like that.

You know a lot about foot bones.

Let me tell you.

So I've broken my foot multiple times.

One from working out and a second time from standing too long, Devin.