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Jordan Klepper

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The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on the Oscars, War with Iran, and the Manliness of Ill-Fitting Shoes

This is what happens when you get too old.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on the Oscars, War with Iran, and the Manliness of Ill-Fitting Shoes

How long did you stand?

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on the Oscars, War with Iran, and the Manliness of Ill-Fitting Shoes

I couldn't get a table for two and a half hours.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on the Oscars, War with Iran, and the Manliness of Ill-Fitting Shoes

I stood at a bar and I re-broke my foot.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on the Oscars, War with Iran, and the Manliness of Ill-Fitting Shoes

This happens.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on the Oscars, War with Iran, and the Manliness of Ill-Fitting Shoes

Just from standing?

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on the Oscars, War with Iran, and the Manliness of Ill-Fitting Shoes

Yes, I broke my foot standing too long.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on the Oscars, War with Iran, and the Manliness of Ill-Fitting Shoes

You feel enough pressure that the fracture just exacerbates and pop.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on the Oscars, War with Iran, and the Manliness of Ill-Fitting Shoes

That's what happens.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on the Oscars, War with Iran, and the Manliness of Ill-Fitting Shoes

So this is, in many ways, this is the accountability that we're going to get with the Trump administration.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on the Oscars, War with Iran, and the Manliness of Ill-Fitting Shoes

You want there to be hearings after all this goes down.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on the Oscars, War with Iran, and the Manliness of Ill-Fitting Shoes

No, it is the shame that these people have to live with.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on the Oscars, War with Iran, and the Manliness of Ill-Fitting Shoes

and wearing shoes that don't fit.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on the Oscars, War with Iran, and the Manliness of Ill-Fitting Shoes

And I know, it fucking hurts.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on the Oscars, War with Iran, and the Manliness of Ill-Fitting Shoes

This is what I'm going to say.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on the Oscars, War with Iran, and the Manliness of Ill-Fitting Shoes

Americans, they want this Trump administration, you know, after all this goes down, they want the accountability.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on the Oscars, War with Iran, and the Manliness of Ill-Fitting Shoes

They want their moment.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on the Oscars, War with Iran, and the Manliness of Ill-Fitting Shoes

Yeah.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on the Oscars, War with Iran, and the Manliness of Ill-Fitting Shoes

in court.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on the Oscars, War with Iran, and the Manliness of Ill-Fitting Shoes

They want their Nuremberg.