Jordan Klepper

You're saying we're not going to get that.

There is.

It's plantar fascistitis.

Fascistitis.

I mean, in the future, as stories disappear, I do think things will I will always remember the four seasons landscaping to me is such an emblematic moment in the Trump administration.

And this story to me has the possibility of reaching that level.

Trump has a total misunderstanding.

Not only does he not know how the regular Americans live, he doesn't know what the price of milk is.

He also doesn't know what the size of ankles are.

Ankle circumference is your issue.

He can't empathize with Marco Rubio anymore.

Just walking around flopping with his feet.

He believes shoes should be the size to carry like a gallon of paint in them.

He's like, well, that's what a shoe is.

It holds a gallon's worth of liquid.

Yeah.

I don't know how important a neck hold is to today's FBI, but I do know Kash Patel is going to get to hang out with some sweaty dudes, and he loves it.

He loves being in a locker room.

all he wants, right?

Put that man in a locker room, give him some beers to chug, and he is a happy little camper.