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Jordan Klepper

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The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on the Oscars, War with Iran, and the Manliness of Ill-Fitting Shoes

We will be prepped for that.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on the Oscars, War with Iran, and the Manliness of Ill-Fitting Shoes

Yes.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on the Oscars, War with Iran, and the Manliness of Ill-Fitting Shoes

I believe we are cutting certain important FBI agents and departments that could be prepping for, I don't know, domestic terrorist situations.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on the Oscars, War with Iran, and the Manliness of Ill-Fitting Shoes

We are at war.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on the Oscars, War with Iran, and the Manliness of Ill-Fitting Shoes

Perhaps we could put the energy to try to prevent any type of situation.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on the Oscars, War with Iran, and the Manliness of Ill-Fitting Shoes

But apparently he's got a thought out.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on the Oscars, War with Iran, and the Manliness of Ill-Fitting Shoes

So him and Dana White are going to figure out ways in which to...

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on the Oscars, War with Iran, and the Manliness of Ill-Fitting Shoes

To amp up the beef.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on the Oscars, War with Iran, and the Manliness of Ill-Fitting Shoes

I would say for a cannibal, a cauliflower ear has to really be up there on the level of food.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on the Oscars, War with Iran, and the Manliness of Ill-Fitting Shoes

I mean, maybe that's also gristly.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on the Oscars, War with Iran, and the Manliness of Ill-Fitting Shoes

Possibly, yeah.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on the Oscars, War with Iran, and the Manliness of Ill-Fitting Shoes

I really don't know the consistency of cauliflower ear.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on the Oscars, War with Iran, and the Manliness of Ill-Fitting Shoes

Yeah.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on the Oscars, War with Iran, and the Manliness of Ill-Fitting Shoes

If you do it right, it could taste like steak.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on the Oscars, War with Iran, and the Manliness of Ill-Fitting Shoes

Yeah, that's it.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on the Oscars, War with Iran, and the Manliness of Ill-Fitting Shoes

You get a nice seasoning on it.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on the Oscars, War with Iran, and the Manliness of Ill-Fitting Shoes

It's the way you cut it.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on the Oscars, War with Iran, and the Manliness of Ill-Fitting Shoes

It's all about how you cut a cauliflower ear.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on the Oscars, War with Iran, and the Manliness of Ill-Fitting Shoes

You get a nice, and then you sear the top, and you sear the bottom, and then you eat the cauliflower.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on the Oscars, War with Iran, and the Manliness of Ill-Fitting Shoes

Char, char.