Jordan Klepper

No, I think out of sheer fear that if I hid the next morning and he was so happy, it would break me for the rest of my life.

It would backfire.

That's going to make your heart just jump right out of your chest.

That's no fault to the Ninja Lux Cafe.

Yeah, so we're not besmirching the brand.

Yeah, no.

That's a great question.

You know what I would do?

First thing that jumps to my head, I would do Death Letter by the White Stripes under Blackpool Lights.

Ooh, okay.

I think one of the greatest live shows I've ever seen was a White Stripes show down in Santiago, Chile.

It was like... It was incredible.

Uh...

i saw jack white perform the song death letter which is a sun house an old blues cover okay and it's this really gritty great blue standard that the white stripes does and they just rip with it was it was amazing and so that sort of lived large in my head as this live performance of this great blues cover

So I always search for... They used to do it live.

Jack White rarely does it, I think, as a solo performer.

But the Under Blackpool Lights, I think, if I have it correctly, that version of it, to me, is gritty and beautiful and awesome.

A man gets a letter that this person that he loved is dead.

And he goes back to carry her coffin and bury it in the ground.

So it's like this deep, dark blues, heavy thing.