Jordan Klepper

Or burying the shame deep inside you and letting it fester until it explodes in a public meltdown in the freezer section of Trader Joe's?

I need a pizza for one because I ruined the best thing that ever happened to me!

And by the way, if I was listening closely, did I hear that right that you met her six months ago?

I mean, you guys weren't even dating long enough to fart in front of each other.

You were still in that honeymoon phase where you pretend you need something in the other room and go fart there.

You know what?

You know what?

If repairing your six-month situation ship is that important, I guess it's fine to hijack the news cycle to talk about it.

I'm sure your teammate, who won the gold, had nothing more important to draw attention to.

And it was an emotional win for Norway's Johan Olav Botten in men's 20-kilometer individual biathlon, though an agent dedicated it to his late teammates, who died unexpectedly in December.

Oh right, our dead teammates.

I was between honoring him or talking about how much pussy I was getting.

Dude, come on.

You hijacked that to try to win back your fling?

This is basically like if instead of interrupting Taylor Swift, Kanye had interrupted the In Memoriam segment.

You know what?

You know what?

Love is a rocky road sometimes.

And if this big display helped our boy get his girl back, it was all worth it.

Well, speaking to a Norwegian tabloid, the former girlfriend says it's hard to forgive what he did and that she did not appreciate him making their private issue so public.