Jordan Klepper
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What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, especially when you lose your fingertip in a robot's e-gina.
Ouch!
Oh, hurts so f***ing much.
Good.
This year, CES was all about products designed to make our lives easier.
For example, we're all so tired of listening to music with our ears.
But good news, now you can do it with your teeth.
Check out Lollipop Star.
It's candy that plays a song when you put it in your mouth.
I can hear someone singing and like music.
It just sounds like I'm listening to an MP3.
It uses bone conduction technology so only you can hear it.
There are truly voices in your head now with this lollipop.
more voices in my head.
That makes it a baker's dozen.
In tech, incredible.
I'm so tired of headphones that don't feature bone conduction.
And just so you know, the music lollipop doesn't work in your butt.
A little heads up would have been nice.
Moving on, CES didn't just introduce us to cavity-causing music, it also showed us the tech and future of haircuts.