Jordan Klepper
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Podcast Appearances
Bart.
And the joy of it when y'all come and say, you know, what are you doing going to Spain?
I could just give you the finger and keep it moving.
I have to be stuck on stupid to want to do this again.
So let me bounce, man.
I got a whole life to live.
Hey, man, no one forced you to be mayor.
You ran for mayor.
And also, you're currently the mayor.
You have two months left.
It's way too early to give a Jerry Maguire speech.
you bitches, I'm out.
After Christmas.
Right now, let's brainstorm on trash pickup, shall we?
And by the way, why are you wearing a tuxedo shirt?
Are you starting your day or ending it?
How does this work?
But I will say this, whether you voted for Mamdani or Cuomo, or you split your vote for Curtis Sliwa, you scumbag, all of us New Yorkers are going to miss Eric Adams.
So, as the mayor heads off into the great Turkish Airlines lounge in the sky, let's take one last look back at the legacy he left behind.
New York City is the greatest city on the globe.