Jordan Klepper
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Yes, you can tell this meeting didn't go well.
By the way, the entire delegation rushed to smoke immediately after.
I mean, look.
Look at him rushing.
Look at this guy.
He's literally sprinting to the car to grab a smoke and calm his nerves.
One meeting with J.D.
Vance and Marco Rubio will turn you into the Ben Affleck meme.
So, these diplomatic talks might not work out, and Europe's not waiting to take action.
This is wild.
Germany, Sweden, France, Norway all sent soldiers because of us.
And you know they're pissed.
They're supposed to be on one of their 37 weeks of vacation right now.
But, no, we have to go to war.
Yesterday illustrates what a strange mixture this administration is.
Some-some hybrid of warplanes and clown cars.
Because everyone from resistance libs to his own vice president has compared Trump to Hitler.
But I'm pretty sure Hitler never took a break from invading Poland to be like, today, I just want to talk about milk!
It never happened.
I don't think it happens.