Jordan Klepper

But while the authoritarian experiment is playing out on an international level, right here in New York City, we're in the midst of our own political experiment.

Two weeks ago, our capitalist utopia was invaded by a communist dreamboat, Zoran Mamdani.

And our American patriots have been sounding the alarm on what's to come.

Mamdani's bread lines coming to the city soon.

It's going to be extreme.

It's going to be anti-American.

New York is going to be bankrupt in six months.

Another great American city is going to swirl down the drain.

Down the drain?

Down the drain.

Have you guys been to New York during a flash flood?

Nothing goes down the drain here.

Nothing.

Nothing.

At best, New York will be floating down the curb next to a used condom.

But we've been warned, and we didn't listen.

So let's find out what's in store for us in our new segment on Zoran Mamdani's New York.

That's a graphics package, okay?

It's been two weeks since Soran seized power in a brutal Democratic coup d'etat, or what some are calling an election.

So what nightmare dystopian agenda has he pursued since taking office?