Jordan Klepper
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On Tuesday, Mayor Mamdani grabbed a shovel and joined transportation department workers to fix a bump at the foot of the bike path before Delancey Street.
Yeah, see?
That's... Oh, whoa, whoa.
That's how it starts.
Classic communism.
First they level out the roads, then they level out the social classes.
What else is he doing?
Wow.
Wow.
Straight out of the well-known communist playbook, everyone poops.
No, sir.
In America, the free market decides who poops.
I always say it's better to piss your pants as a free man than to use the toilet as a slave.
Okay, Mamdani, what else are you gonna force down our freedom-loving throats?
No, no, no.
New Yorkers should be watching their own kids at all times.
It's called personal responsibility.
Isn't that right, Jordan Jr.?
Jordan, Jordan, Jordan, Jordan.
If anyone sees my child, feed him, please.