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great good good uh then there's a gas right i kind of forgot do you remember the gas right parody which was fred's take on the breathe right no strips oh that one's really good is it the butt spreading it's holding your buttocks yeah it pulls your buttocks apart so you don't loudly pass gas oh it's such a good what a good invention yeah
great good good uh then there's a gas right i kind of forgot do you remember the gas right parody which was fred's take on the breathe right no strips oh that one's really good is it the butt spreading it's holding your buttocks yeah it pulls your buttocks apart so you don't loudly pass gas oh it's such a good what a good invention yeah
It's great because the beginning, before he shows the product, he's in bed with Wig and he loudly farts and it wakes her up. And then he shows how it pulls the buttocks apart so that it's quiet. But then the last scene is him in bed and there's no sound. But then she still wakes up and goes, oh, what's that smell? Because it doesn't stop you from farting. He's like, we'll never know.
It's great because the beginning, before he shows the product, he's in bed with Wig and he loudly farts and it wakes her up. And then he shows how it pulls the buttocks apart so that it's quiet. But then the last scene is him in bed and there's no sound. But then she still wakes up and goes, oh, what's that smell? Because it doesn't stop you from farting. He's like, we'll never know.
It's great because the beginning, before he shows the product, he's in bed with Wig and he loudly farts and it wakes her up. And then he shows how it pulls the buttocks apart so that it's quiet. But then the last scene is him in bed and there's no sound. But then she still wakes up and goes, oh, what's that smell? Because it doesn't stop you from farting. He's like, we'll never know.
We were talking about sweetness earlier. One of my favorite sweet sketches of all time. Andy, you were in this sketch. The sketch is called Calculator. No memory. Calculator begins. There's a Christmas tree. Bill is a dad. Casey Wilson is a mom. You are their son. You're so excited. It's almost midnight at Christmas Eve and you get an open presents. You all look very modern.
We were talking about sweetness earlier. One of my favorite sweet sketches of all time. Andy, you were in this sketch. The sketch is called Calculator. No memory. Calculator begins. There's a Christmas tree. Bill is a dad. Casey Wilson is a mom. You are their son. You're so excited. It's almost midnight at Christmas Eve and you get an open presents. You all look very modern.
We were talking about sweetness earlier. One of my favorite sweet sketches of all time. Andy, you were in this sketch. The sketch is called Calculator. No memory. Calculator begins. There's a Christmas tree. Bill is a dad. Casey Wilson is a mom. You are their son. You're so excited. It's almost midnight at Christmas Eve and you get an open presents. You all look very modern.
And then they say, where are the twins? And you say they'll be down any second. And then Fred and Malkovich enter as twins, matching sweaters, curly black hair. And they're so excited because all they want for Christmas is a calculator. But don't they have, like, thick New York accents? They have thick.
And then they say, where are the twins? And you say they'll be down any second. And then Fred and Malkovich enter as twins, matching sweaters, curly black hair. And they're so excited because all they want for Christmas is a calculator. But don't they have, like, thick New York accents? They have thick.
And then they say, where are the twins? And you say they'll be down any second. And then Fred and Malkovich enter as twins, matching sweaters, curly black hair. And they're so excited because all they want for Christmas is a calculator. But don't they have, like, thick New York accents? They have thick.
Also, they're your younger brothers. They look three times your age. No one else in the scene has an accent.
Also, they're your younger brothers. They look three times your age. No one else in the scene has an accent.
Also, they're your younger brothers. They look three times your age. No one else in the scene has an accent.
The entirety of the sketch is them being excited about calculators and how they're going to add up a bunch of numbers.
The entirety of the sketch is them being excited about calculators and how they're going to add up a bunch of numbers.
The entirety of the sketch is them being excited about calculators and how they're going to add up a bunch of numbers.
It is such a wonderful performance. They match each other's energy. And it's a lot like, I'm going to add up so many numbers, it's going to be 50 places past the decimal point. And again, you keep thinking it's a sketch that's taking place in the 70s. And then you say, why don't you just use the calculator on your phone? And they yell, shut up, Glenn. Nobody asked you, Glenn.
It is such a wonderful performance. They match each other's energy. And it's a lot like, I'm going to add up so many numbers, it's going to be 50 places past the decimal point. And again, you keep thinking it's a sketch that's taking place in the 70s. And then you say, why don't you just use the calculator on your phone? And they yell, shut up, Glenn. Nobody asked you, Glenn.
It is such a wonderful performance. They match each other's energy. And it's a lot like, I'm going to add up so many numbers, it's going to be 50 places past the decimal point. And again, you keep thinking it's a sketch that's taking place in the 70s. And then you say, why don't you just use the calculator on your phone? And they yell, shut up, Glenn. Nobody asked you, Glenn.