Joseph Cox

Done that multiple times.

They call that a James Bond job when they drive a speedboat.

They throw it overboard and they catch the nets or the duffel bags or whatever.

Yeah.

Microsoft is a prolific drug trafficker and a prolific user and, importantly, a seller of these phones, including Anom.

He puts his entire business and trust basically into this one platform.

And now, that was Anam.

And it starts to spread in Colombia or then in Sweden and Denmark and Norway and Finland.

So you have all of these influencers providing exceptional marketing to Anom.

If Anom did not have those big names, those Ryan Reynolds, I guess, I don't know if Anom would really take off.

And it absolutely did after that.

I mean, he would constantly contact sort of the customer support side of Anom and be like, hey, you should put this feature in.

No, no, no, you should take this feature out to the point where the Anom customer support staff are like pulling their hair out at this guy who's like...

clearly crazy, but they're told, just hear Microsoft out entertaining his pleas because he's such a big influencer that we need him on our side.

The first major piece of bad luck for Microsoft is that Swedish police somehow find his amphetamine lab in the Swedish countryside.

It turns out the cops followed one of his lab cooks who was making a switch of amphetamine in a shopping center car park.

They follow him back and they discover this amphetamine lab.

And they do this really dramatic raid with two parallel SWAT teams going through two different entrances, striking simultaneously.

They capture the cooks, basically red-handed, or I guess gloving, hand in glove, because he puts his hands up and he's covered in amphetamine.

Hands on your backs!