Josh Gardner

And I performed it and played all the instruments.

Mark Burnt, the teacher from Miramonte Elementary School who's accused of 23 lewd acts against the young kids, pleaded not guilty in court today.

That was a bit of improvisation on your part because it was a blue plastic spoon or some cookies.

No Dixie cup.

Why don't you jizz on a puppy?

Yeah, how do you explain this to kids?

Do the kids ask questions about it?

Oh, what a cruel trick.

People will go miles for his cookie jizz.

I think as a society... Well, what's the question on the table here?

He also has a very demonic glimmer in his eyes, because I saw a bunch of photos of him today, and there's a lot of photos of him posing with kids.

These weren't the photos that they found.

Oh, knowing what he did, I think he has a demonic glimmer.

First, just on one side.

Yeah.

A state lawmaker bothered by the publicly released 911 call involving Demi Moore has made it her mission to make sure law enforcement agencies cannot legally release private information from emergency calls.

Ah, good.

Something you felt.

Assemblywoman Norma Torres has introduced a bill, AB 1275 or 1275, which would prohibit said agencies from releasing medical or personal identifying information contained in emergency calls.

Something like incense.