Josh Gondelman

That's true.

I will agree.

When he said we are the hottest country in the world, he was just referring to the fact that we've stopped doing anything to protect the climate.

So we are getting there.

That's true.

And he doesn't even... When he talks, he's not even connected to reality, right?

He's just describing a fantasy that's going on in his head.

He might as well have given a State of Narnia address.

I think that's a great idea.

I think they should switch the Survivor contestants and the Love Island contestants one year.

To see how it goes.

What would happen?

I think that people that thought they were going to spend a period of time eating bugs would have a wonderful time making out.

And then the hottest 24-year-olds on Earth will die within hours.

Yes.

These are Ozempic and Girl dolls.

Pet stores across the United States have reported shortages of Siamese fighting fish after a viral TikTok blew the lid off a decades-old long-haul trucker practice.

Truck drivers don't want you to know this, but when they have to stay up all night, they keep a little fish tank in their cab and let the fish bite their fingers to keep them awake, said Dr. Points, the rewards god, an adult man who calls himself that, slash travel influencer.

And he was right about the truckers wanting to keep their secret, because now all the fish are being snapped up by college students trying to pull all-nighters during finals.

Young adults are calling the trend finger baiting.