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I think, well, I trust the police force a lot, and I think that the city is back and rejuvenated, and so there are people out all the time, and yeah, I feel safe.

Welcome to The Daily Show.

I'm Josh Johnson.

We've got so much to talk about tonight.

Marco Rubio gets caught passing notes in class, Kristi Noem gets in a fight with a chicken, and Donald Trump has a pretend intelligence briefing about a pretend terrorist group.

So, let's get into the headlines.

Let's get right into the biggest story in the world.

This is one of those sentences that you almost never hear, but there's good news coming out of the Middle East.

Over in Gaza, Palestinian men and boys ran into the streets, clapping and cheering.

In Israel, a similar scene of joy.

That's right.

A peace deal has been reached between Israel and Hamas.

And it's based on the framework Donald Trump proposed, which means another thing you almost never hear.