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Trump Launches War on Drug Traffickers… Unless They’re Also Honduran Ex-Presidents | Asi Wind

04 Dec 2025

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

1.06 - 46.274 Josh Johnson

You're listening to Comedy Central. From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central, it's America's only source for news. This is The Daily Show with your host, Josh Johnson. Welcome to The Daily Show. I'm Josh Johnson. We've got so much to talk about tonight. The war on drugs continues, and this time we're on the side of drugs. We break down the latest tips to kiss Trump's ass and bad news.

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46.495 - 66.938 Josh Johnson

AI might kill us soon, but good news, AI might kill us soon. So let's get into the headlines. Let's begin with President Trump. He started his second term in January, promising to keep America out of foreign wars. Now it's December, and he almost made it a year.

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67.439 - 74.209 Troy Iwata

President Trump hinting at land strikes in Venezuela as backlash on the controversial boat strikes deepens.

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74.229 - 85.827 Unknown

We're going to start doing those strikes on land, too. You know, the land is much easier. It's much easier. And we know the routes they take. We know everything about them. We know where they live. We know where the bad ones live.

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88.692 - 114.008 Josh Johnson

We know where they live. We know if they've been good or bad. What is he, Drone Strike Santa? So yeah, Trump is launching a war on narco-terrorists, which, by the way, I get why he calls them narco-terrorists, because Americans know how to feel about terrorists. We hate those guys. But if you just say it's a war on drug dealers, that's a person we invited to bring us drugs that we wanted.

115.203 - 135.442 Josh Johnson

That's like if they told you to start hating your Amazon delivery guy. Like, that's your guy. He's bringing your blender. But hey, this war in Venezuela just shows how serious Donald Trump is about going after these drug traffickers. If there's even one guy on a little fishing boat, Trump's taking him out. So drug dealers, watch your back.

135.462 - 148.92 Donald Trump

President Trump has issued a full and unconditional pardon for the former president of Honduras. Juan Orlando Hernandez was serving a 45-year sentence after he was convicted on major drug trafficking charges in the U.S. last year.

150.161 - 157.594 Josh Johnson

Like I just said... Drug dealers, watch your back, because Trump is about to give you a nice massage.

Chapter 2: What is Trump's stance on drug traffickers and how does it affect U.S. policy?

159.957 - 182.487 Josh Johnson

I don't even know what's crazier, that President Trump is pardoning the president of Honduras for selling drugs, or that the president of Honduras was selling drugs. People work their whole lives just to become president, so for you to get there and say to yourself, now I get to do my dream, is crazy. At least Walter White had a teacher salary.

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183.175 - 205.657 Josh Johnson

You're the president, and not only are you selling drugs, you're so bad at it, you get arrested in a whole different country. But maybe I'm missing something about this pardon. Maybe he's not some kingpin. I mean, this is America, the country that locks people up for years just because they happen to have a little baggie of drugs. How do we know this marginalized president deserved 45 years?

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205.997 - 208.66 Josh Johnson

I'm sure whatever this guy did, it wasn't that bad.

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208.775 - 213.66 Donald Trump

Juan Orlando Hernandez helped smuggle 400 tons of cocaine into the US.

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223.369 - 255.897 Josh Johnson

I'm sorry, 400 tons of cocaine? First of all, how do you even shove all that up your ass? I didn't even know you could measure cocaine in tons. It's like if someone told you they weigh 48 degrees Fahrenheit. Like, the you talking about? 400 tons of cocaine, that sounds like all the cocaine in the world. Give me another unit based on not all the cocaine in the world.

256.498 - 262.925 Peter Wilderford

More than 400 tons, which is about 4.5 billion individual doses of cocaine.

264.827 - 295.212 Josh Johnson

Doses? Is that the term? Hey, man, I'm gonna head to the bathroom and do a couple of recommended serving sizes. You could tell this is someone who doesn't know about cocaine because you don't measure it in doses. You measure it in half-written screenplays. All right? That's like saying, hey, do you mind if I get another dollop of meth? But the point is...

307.831 - 336.167 Josh Johnson

But the point is, in the middle of an active war against drug traffickers, Donald Trump has pardoned a man who smuggled in enough cocaine to give every American resting Kash Patel face. It's confusing to say the least, but if I know Donald Trump, he'll have a very coherent and well-thought-out explanation for this pardon.

336.35 - 344.243 Ronny Chieng

You've made so clear how you want to keep drugs out of the U.S. Can you explain more about why you would pardon a notorious drug trafficker?

Chapter 3: What controversial actions has Trump taken regarding drug trafficking?

579.685 - 592.799 Josh Johnson

Venezuela is doing it now, but Trump's still about to bomb them. Okay, well, God damn it. I mean, make up your mind, America. Do you want drugs or not? God, God, I feel like I'm back in high school again when I couldn't tell who was wearing the D.A.R.E.

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Chapter 4: Why did Trump pardon the former president of Honduras?

592.819 - 620.545 Josh Johnson

shirts ironically or not. Just like, tell me what the policy is. I mean, I think the policy is whatever the president wants to do at the time. Okay, well, that's up. Why do you keep doing that? I don't know. I'm starting to think this stuff is addictive. Troy Awada, everyone. When we come back, we find out if AI is going to put us on the streets, so don't go away.

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686.827 - 713.29 Josh Johnson

Welcome back to The Daily Show. Artificial intelligence might enslave the entire human race, but what if it did something even worse? Ronny Chieng has more. America is spending hundreds of billions of dollars on AI infrastructure. Wait, why are we spending hundreds of billions of dollars on AI infrastructure? Ah, dammit, I'm gonna have to talk to some nerd about this, aren't I?

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713.776 - 726.545 Josh Johnson

like Peter Wilderford of the Institute for AI Policy and Strategy. I've used AI. Did I ejaculate? Yes. Was it the best sex thing ever? Not really. So what's the big deal about it?

726.565 - 734.235 Unknown

The big deal is what AI might be able to do in the future. The level of investment's actually now even exceeding the Manhattan Project.

734.715 - 753.221 Josh Johnson

That's right, the Manhattan Project, the four-year program where the US spent the equivalent of $37 billion in today's dollars to build a working nuclear bomb. all in an attempt to finally defeat Barbie once and for all. So why is the AI infrastructure build-out costing ten times that?

753.762 - 761.234 Unknown

It is essentially a big bet that AI will generate a lot of profit in the future, and that we will get AGI before the money runs out.

761.614 - 768.505 Josh Johnson

Obviously, I know what AGI is, but for dumbasses like Michael Kosta who might be watching this, could you please explain it to them?

Chapter 5: How does the AI bubble relate to the current job market?

1987.015 - 2009.705 Asi Wind

So now we're going into improv land. I have no idea what I'm going to do, but I'm going to try. Okay. So maybe we can get a shot from above. Can we see from above? So you verify to the audience, all different, all mixed up. It's not the same card repeated, right? Uh-huh. So here's a question. If I just place them, let's say, here. Okay, name any card that pops into your head right this second.

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2009.725 - 2012.107 Asi Wind

Remember, the deck is here. I can't lose anything.

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2012.307 - 2012.928 Josh Johnson

Seven of hearts.

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2013.228 - 2018.834 Asi Wind

You don't know where the seven of hearts is. The seven of hearts could be literally, could be here, right? It could be there. It could be right where I cut it.

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2021.017 - 2021.617 Josh Johnson

That is wild.

2021.637 - 2023.479 Asi Wind

In my country, that's considered amazing.

2030.267 - 2030.367

Yeah.

2030.387 - 2031.588 Unknown

No, I'm just saying. Yeah, yeah. They did not respond to it.

2031.608 - 2032.089

Yeah, yeah. So I had to.

Chapter 6: What are the risks associated with AI development?

2116.911 - 2147.293 Josh Johnson

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