Josh Johnson

Let's start with maybe the biggest promise Trump made during the campaign.

It'll be 10,000 years before I run out of ideas for what to do with the money.

You give me unlimited money and I run out of ideas for how to spend it, I'll just start eating it.

Americans will always figure out what to do with extra money.

Have you ever seen how many Cybertrucks we've sold?

That shit can't even drive over loose gravel and I still see one every day.

Now, the question is, one year later, did Trump make us all rich?

Considering your nana asked the whole family to subscribe to her OnlyFans so she could pay the light bill, I would say no.

If I'm being honest, I don't know anybody who's feeling richer.

So I'm going to say that promise was not kept, but you can't win them all.

Let's look at another one.

Now, did we get millions of jobs?

Well, if by jobs you mean the foot jobs your nana is given to pay the electricity bill, then yes.

Look, job growth across the country has actually been down, but there's one specific block of Washington, D.C.

where job growth is through the roof.

President Trump, of course, serves as the chairman of the Board of Peace.

Whoa, Trump, Trump, leave some work for Steve Harvey, all right?

Trump is taking everybody's jobs.

He's basically AI with even more up hands.

Hey, hey, don't look away.