Josh Johnson

I know there's a seven in there somewhere.

You know what?

This is all my bad for thinking Trump's word is worth his weight in gold, because it's definitely not gold.

It's more like whatever material they made that Titan submersible out of.

What was that, graham crackers or something?

But maybe what Europe did here is a lesson for the rest of us.

Because Trump barged into Davos like, I want to own Greenland.

And Europe just said no.

And in just six hours, they worked him down from owning Greenland to concepts of a deal.

So maybe saying no is something more of us in America might want to try.

Instead of complying in advance, college presidents, law firms, media outlets, whoever keeps giving Trump that tacky gold shit to put on his walls, just tell that man no.

In the meantime, good on Denmark for standing its ground.

You did it.

Although, if he changes his mind, you might want to bulk up your defenses with some of those binder clips, just to be safe.

This week was a major milestone, because Donald Trump made it a whole year.

And I gotta give him a hand.

Literally, I think he needs a new hand.

Because that hand's got one unopened pickle jar before it slides right off.

So tonight I thought we'd do a progress report.

You know, what Donald Trump promised during the campaign versus what we got so far.