Josh Johnson

Well, if by jobs you mean the foot jobs your nana is given to pay the electricity bill, then yes.

Look, job growth across the country has actually been down, but there's one specific block of Washington, D.C.

where job growth is through the roof.

President Trump, of course, serves as the chairman of the Board of Peace.

Whoa, Trump, Trump, leave some work for Steve Harvey, all right?

Trump is taking everybody's jobs.

He's basically AI with even more up hands.

Hey, hey, don't look away.

This man needs hands.

But this is crazy.

Trump promised us riches, then he got rich.

He promised us jobs, but then he got all the jobs.

Wait, what if, what if when we heard all of Trump's promises, we thought he was talking to us, but maybe he was just talking to himself?

Because if you look at it that way, he might be keeping his promises.

Like, look at health care.

He's been promising to improve health care for like a decade now.

And things are so bad, the only health care most people can afford is watching The Pit and hoping Noah Wiley tells a patient how to treat eczema.

But Donald Trump has more health care than he knows what to do with.

I have no idea.

You have no idea?