Josh Johnson
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No, no, no, Jordan, the president wants Greenland.
I think he just misspoke.
What?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Trump never makes mistakes, and he has never been sharper.
He may be 79, but I assure you he has the mental capacity of an 8-year-old.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
That is a fact.
If President Trump said Iceland, he definitely meant Iceland.
What's that?
Scotland.
We're landing, we're going to Scotland now.
What?
Why Scotland?
Oh, well, it's definitely not because Trump was looking at a map of Greenland while getting a text from Scott Baio, if that's what you're suggesting.
That sounds like exactly what happened.
I'll tell you what is happening.
Our firm brain president has decided we are invading Scotland, and that's that.
What's that?