Josh Johnson

But OK, Trump violating his own HIPAA rights didn't get people to move on from Epstein.

So now he's getting snacks involved.

President Trump says he's convinced Coca-Cola to change its recipe.

The president claims that the company has agreed to start using real cane sugar in Coke products.

This is so insulting.

Trump's treating Americans like a kid you can bribe with a treat.

Allow me to demonstrate what Donald Trump is going for here.

Mmm, I don't care about pedophilia anymore.

Delicious.

And if all that doesn't work for you, if you don't care about Coke or Trump's health, don't worry.

He's got some true crime for you.

This morning, the Trump administration releasing more than 230,000 pages of records related to the assassination of civil rights icon Martin Luther King Jr.

That's how bad things are for Trump.

His back is against the wall so hard, he's releasing more black history.

But this might be the worst distraction because all he did was remind us that he can declassify thousands of secret files and people noticed.

Damn, that is cold.

Do you know how much you have to screw up for Dr. King's family to go, no, no, we choose violence?

If Trump wants to distract us, all he has to do is keep his promises.

If you ended the wars in Gaza and Ukraine, that would be extremely distracting.

If you put up affordable housing, Americans would be like, what have seen fires?