Joyelle Nicole Johnson
speaker
339 appearances
11 recordings
2 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 1 Aug
Joyelle Nicole Johnson’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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So when we're going back and forth, that's what we call Jonan.
I'm sure Kendrick Lamar will tell us.
You've never been in a Bass Pro shop?
Yes, I love a Bass Pro Shop. Exactly.
Hey, Matt. Do you fly JetBlue? Yeah.
Okay. Get your mental on.
LAUGHTER I would just like to say that I don't relate to this because my boyfriend is a bougie egg buyer. So we've been paying like $80. Oh, really? Yes. Have you guys seen the Vital Farms eggs? Okay, a couple people know what I'm talking about. You must not have kids either. So those are at $11 now.
The sad yellow yolks.
Well, he's not special because I did the same thing to prepare for the role of me in the pandemic.
He is, yeah.
And instead of hiring an ugly chick, they was like Charlize Theron.
I have a terrible bladder. Shout out to the terrible bladder community. And yeah, okay. I feel seen. And I'm just, I hate how long movies are now, right? Like there should be intermissions because like I had to pee right before Defying Gravity and Wicked. Like, holding your pee during that song is very terrible.
Absolutely. Ain't that much Kegels in the world.
Yes. That's why I don't fly Spirit, Peter.
Yeah. You know who I think should be banned? What? People with open-toed shoes on the airplane.
On Spirit?
Elaine Smalls of Decatur, Georgia, is royalty in her social circles. She's been adept in her life at an odd talent, returning anything, an ability that has earned her the moniker the take-back queen. Now you can hire Elaine for anything from returning an old laptop that conked out past its warranty to furniture your child destroyed. She doesn't even need a receipt.
Final sale isn't in her vocabulary. Her most popular service is her send-back special. For $20 and the price of an Uber, she will come to the restaurant you're eating at and send the food back that you do not like. She'll even teach you how to do it yourself. Baby steps. First, you learn to send back a dish because you didn't order it.
After just a couple of weeks, you'll be comfortable sending back dishes based on vibes alone. None of your friends will go to dinner with you anymore, but at least you're getting what you want. Her disclaimer, I only do this for large corporations. Mom and pop stores are safe from my cordial indignation.
When asked if she feels bad about taking advantage of corporations, her response, eat the rich. They can afford it.
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