Jubal Fresh

On the radio, too.

Oh, Russ, I feel bad for you now, man.

Well, you don't have to feel bad for me.

It just is what it is.

But I think she's overreacting over all that.

mean it is kind of a a problem i mean it's sort of it feels a little like domineering and kind of like i don't know like a little bit selfish like at least on a first date too i want to talk and get to know somebody so it just seems like an odd precedent and i can only imagine kissing or making out and then it's like i get a play-by-play of like i'm thinking about putting my hand on the small of your back and like

I don't know.

He's like the Bob Ross of painting, of dating.

Leah, would you like another date with Russ?

We'll pay for it.

No, it's okay.

Imagine this, it's the Jubal Show.

It's payday and you log into your bank account and realize that the take from the past few weeks of working, your fingers to the bone seems a little bit light.

So you start inspecting your check and realize that you've been paying child support for a kid that you don't know that lives in a different state and that wasn't created by you doing the Louisiana shuffle with your mother.

Then you call to say, hey, that baby isn't mine, but the powers that be are all like, whatever, you have to pay for the kid anyway.

You'd be angry, right?

Yeah.

Well, that's a real thing that could happen to you, and I say that because there's a story going viral.

It's crazy, but it also has people freaked out that their hard-earned money could just be taken away from them to pay for a kid who isn't theirs, and there's nothing they can do about it.

Here's the story.