Jubal Fresh

Oh, Hannah.

Oh, hi, Luke.

I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was making you feel like my personal sugar baby.

Seriously, Luke?

I obviously had no idea that Andrew was your friend.

Also, Andrew seems like super okay with the fact that I was paying for a lot of things.

I have a nice job.

He seems grateful.

This is news to me.

I mean, that's not it at all.

I'm just, you know, trying to not seem like a money-grubbing woman myself.

I have a nice job, so I wanted to get what I wanted to get without feeling guilty.

So what?

Isn't that a nice thing that I can take care of myself?

i don't know just like you doing behind my back cool game well that's fine i'll find somebody who's hot and proud to be with a woman who can also take care of them but wait hannah what is it about paying for your men every time you go out with them that's like so important to you like what is it about paying behind their back and like doing it every time that you like

doing it every time i just don't want to feel like i'm beholden to a man because i want really nice things and i'm not expecting anybody to pay for that when they don't really know me yet you know but you know

Yeah, honestly, you're just missing out.

You didn't even get to the part where I buy you clothes yet, you know?

I want a man who adores me and is secure enough to, you know, be okay with that.

Well, I mean, you could really, really use a stylist and some new clothes because, man, that outfit was not really impressing me.