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Following analysis by an international team of linguists and signal processing experts, according to the agency, the transmission was not a random noise but a structured signal encoded using symbolic patterns closely matching ancient Mesopotamian cuneiform.

A writing system dating back over 5,000 years.

And researchers caution that the translation remains provisional, but the most stable interpretation of the decoded sequence reads, We observed you before you learned to write.

We return to measure what remains.

Yikes.

NASA stressed that the original intent of the signal are still under review, and people shouldn't freak out, basically.

Is that a real news story or a fake news story that people actually believed?

Just don't tell me.

I'm believing it right now.

Why are you freaking out?

I'm going to go with real.

They're coming for us.

Victoria, is that a real news story or a fake news story?

NASA confirms alarming broadcasting from interstellar object 3I Atlas as it turns around and heads toward Earth.

You want fake?

Producer Freeze?

I'm going to go fake just to soothe myself.

It is a fake news story.

That sounded so cool.

Over 10 million shares, though.