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Over 10 million people clearly believed it and think that 3i Atlas is coming here and that they sent a message in old Mesopotamian writing form.

But does that feel very far-fetched?

No.

Not really, no.

No.

No, it doesn't.

It doesn't?

No.

We have robots.

Here's another headline for Real News or Fake News, a segment where I read a news story from the week.

You have to tell me if it's a fake one or a real news story.

Here's the headline.

The rats are on crack in Houston.

That's the headline.

The rats are on crack in Houston.

Houston Police Department confirmed this week that an evidence storage facility containing roughly 180 tons of confiscated narcotics has been compromised, not by cartel members, hackers or corrupt insiders, but by what officials are now calling highly motivated population of drug addicted mice.

According to police, the rodents gained access into the evidence locker through ventilation gaps and utility conduits, quickly identifying and targeting specific narcotics with what investigators describe as disturbing accuracy.

Early reports indicate the mice show a strong preference for powdered substances shown through packaging to access cocaine, methamphetamine, and heroin, while largely ignoring the bulkier items like bricks of marijuana.

Is that a real news story or a fake news story people actually believe?

The rats are on crack in Houston.