June Sternbach

Sure, man.

Okay.

Yeah.

Let's imagine it.

What wonderful fruits will this thought experiment bring?

Josh.

I can't wait to find out.

Josh.

This is so fucking homeschool, Brian.

It's really, truly the sorts of thoughts you could only have if you didn't grow up around other people already kind of having these discussions when you were 12 years old, you know?

And then when you get a bit older than that, coming to the circle and being like, hey guys, check this out.

What if everybody was a pedophile?

And then having everybody be like,

What are you talking about?

I don't want to be around you.

That's the normal reaction to people saying something like that.

But if you haven't had the shit kicked out of you, if you haven't been ostracized for being a fucking unpleasant weirdo, you're going to be like, well, I'm just a little different.

I'm a little bit of a pedophile, of course.

but like that that doesn't register for some people and she that's sort of like the same mindset she has it's like where she's like wow it's like really deep if you think about like what if everyone was pedophiles it's like no that would literally not ever happen like right and it's also like what if man like that's not an interesting question you know what i mean i think that's the thing that really gets me is not oh god i'm so triggered by this world in which everybody is a pedophile it's just like i don't there there's no utility in that thought experiment it doesn't

This is boring shit.