Justin McElroy
speaker
12,890 appearances
20 recordings
2 series
first heard Apr 2026
last heard 5d ago
Justin McElroy’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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recordings per month · last 12 monthsRecordings per month over the last 12 months — 20 in all, peaking in Aug 2026 with 7.
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When it hits that
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burn pizza.
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Like, how many controls do you need?
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Honestly, Justin, there's two buttons, off and 850 degrees.
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Right, they want you to remember that you're... There's not a valve you have to open to vent the pizza exhaust.
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Can you try, can you buy pizza making materials and then like in the company like break room or whatever, try to make one in the microwave and just be like, God damn it.
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And then try to eat the mess that
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be a better way.
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If only this thing got it.
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What's this thing even get up to?
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Fucking 400, that's nothing.
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Do you think that you have a responsibility to go to the leadership of the school and just be like, hey, maybe it's fine, but I just want to let you know that Stephen has an oven that'll get to 850 degrees, and I'm not going to sleep great at night.
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And maybe you will, but
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love it.
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We won't let the students have lit candles in the room, but we'll let Stephen have the service of the sun cooking his pizzas.
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We'll let Steven melt down gold into its composite parts.
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Steven's in there melting down catalytic converters.
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These kids can't have incense.
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Steven's become Prometheus and stolen the fire of the gods.
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He has a box that makes things hotter than fire and he needs to be punished.
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