JV Hampton-VanSant

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1,473 appearances 5 recordings 1 series first heard Jun 2026 last heard 27 Aug

JV Hampton-VanSant’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Creepy · The Deepest Part of the Ocean is Not Empty · 10 Aug 2026 podcast

I am horrible.

I am inhuman.

And I do very much wish to wrench all 28 of your sallow white teeth from your puffy pink jaw, one by one by one by one, whilst using every unholy trick and demonic power at my disposal to ensure that you remain conscious during the entire excruciating affair.

Those are my terms.

That is what I want.

And I want it because that is what me and mine consider fun.

Does that make sense?

Is that simple enough?

I hope so.

I'm not convinced there's a way to make it any clearer that mortal agony is fun for us.

Causing unspeakable torment and pain is fun for us.

Listening to a scrawny human child thrash about in the leaves, choking on a gullet clogged with gore is fun for us.

There is no fun in a soul.

There is fun in your terrors surrounding its fate, sure, but not in the goop jelly slop of it as an object.

Your priests don't tell you this, but toying with a soul is like trying to play with a flame, a wet spark.

Once it's there, it's already withering.

Then, just as quickly, it's snuffed out, cold, ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

You return to the ground, for out of it you were taken, blah, blah, blah.

Dull.

Ripping out your stomach, meanwhile, or even your heart, wouldn't be a bad time, per se.

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