Kalila Holt

A phone call just evaporates into thin air.

And finally, texting isn't just words.

It's photos, links, voice memos, emojis, a whole multimedia experience.

Texting is even changing language itself.

Now we're all using new abbreviations and fun emojis to express ourselves.

It's like each one of us is a modern-day Shakespeare, inventing new ways to say things.

So, in conclusion, texting is convenient, considerate, less panicky, and frankly, more creative.

Oh, it's my childhood friend again.

She says, thanks, that text brightened my day.

And she sent me a picture of some sandwiches she made.

Let me text back a drool emoji and a heart one, too.

That like she was saying how calls have to be at a good time and how like your texts are private and like kept you can keep them to yourself.

I mean, yeah, sure.

If you want to talk about the nature of mortality and death, but I just like to sort of be able to look back at a nice text later, you know.

I don't know about AI, but I don't think it's a bad thing that we've, you know, evolved beyond hoops.

We have better things to play with now than hoops on streets.

Feeling confident, I guess.

It's so weird.

I'm usually so conflict avoidant that it's a weird mode for me to be in.

And we'll be right back with more Smash Boom Best.