Kam Patterson

My mom can't cook for shit. I wish she'd try to make a red velvet cake. Would that work? I'd never had someone flex a red velvet cake. That's a high-end cake, dude.

My mom can't cook for shit. I wish she'd try to make a red velvet cake. Would that work? I'd never had someone flex a red velvet cake. That's a high-end cake, dude.

My mom can't cook for shit. I wish she'd try to make a red velvet cake. Would that work? I'd never had someone flex a red velvet cake. That's a high-end cake, dude.

My first job was at Foot Locker.

My first job was at Foot Locker.

My first job was at Foot Locker.

Yeah, first job was at Foot Locker. I went every single day.

Yeah, first job was at Foot Locker. I went every single day.

Yeah, first job was at Foot Locker. I went every single day.

Right behind my mom's house, yeah.

Right behind my mom's house, yeah.

Right behind my mom's house, yeah.

Yeah, I was playing sports.

Yeah, I was playing sports.

Yeah, I was playing sports.

Well, no, my senior year, I did play a full season.

Well, no, my senior year, I did play a full season.

Well, no, my senior year, I did play a full season.

I was on the team. My coach told me, he said, nigga, you here for team morale. Your coach said that? Yeah, that's when I was like, oh, yeah, I'm not going to play this shit in college, nigga. Can't keep up the jokes, all right?

I was on the team. My coach told me, he said, nigga, you here for team morale. Your coach said that? Yeah, that's when I was like, oh, yeah, I'm not going to play this shit in college, nigga. Can't keep up the jokes, all right?