Kam Patterson

I was on the team. My coach told me, he said, nigga, you here for team morale. Your coach said that? Yeah, that's when I was like, oh, yeah, I'm not going to play this shit in college, nigga. Can't keep up the jokes, all right?

It was the best, man. That's why I do comedy. Yeah? Why? Because I would always tell stories from my basketball, from, like, basketball to my, like, coworkers. And they would always be like, nigga, you're fucking funny. Okay. You should do stand up. And so that was that's the reason I do stand up. There you go.

It was the best, man. That's why I do comedy. Yeah? Why? Because I would always tell stories from my basketball, from, like, basketball to my, like, coworkers. And they would always be like, nigga, you're fucking funny. Okay. You should do stand up. And so that was that's the reason I do stand up. There you go.

It was the best, man. That's why I do comedy. Yeah? Why? Because I would always tell stories from my basketball, from, like, basketball to my, like, coworkers. And they would always be like, nigga, you're fucking funny. Okay. You should do stand up. And so that was that's the reason I do stand up. There you go.

So we like it was like.

So we like it was like.

So we like it was like.

Yeah, nobody would come in. So if somebody did come in, it's like, why the fuck are you here? You fucking up my date.

Yeah, nobody would come in. So if somebody did come in, it's like, why the fuck are you here? You fucking up my date.

Yeah, nobody would come in. So if somebody did come in, it's like, why the fuck are you here? You fucking up my date.

I've been crushing all day, man. I got steady dumb ass shoes.

I've been crushing all day, man. I got steady dumb ass shoes.

I've been crushing all day, man. I got steady dumb ass shoes.

Yeah, let me tell you something.

Yeah, let me tell you something.

Yeah, let me tell you something.

So I fucked most of the girls in the mall.

So I fucked most of the girls in the mall.

So I fucked most of the girls in the mall.

Man, hey, look, though, real talk. Man, I fucked all up and down that mall. Before I even know my manager was cool, there was a girl that worked at the Jimmy J's. She tried to fuck me before the store opened. And I didn't know. I was like, there's cameras and shit in here, and I don't know my manager like that. I don't know my manager like that.