Kathleen Madigan
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It was trickery.
I go up and I'm like, hey, can I get a Bud Light?
And they're like, we don't have any alcohol.
And then I started looking closer.
They were all non-alcoholic beers or tea.
Or I'm like, oh, you know, okay.
If you're not going to have the drinks, that's one thing.
But they put a fake trick bar here?
I got so excited.
And then I'm like, where's the closest beer?
They're like, off the reservation.
I'm like, how big is the reservation?
300 miles, like, in circle.
I'm like, that was the only time in my life I thought, maybe I am an alcoholic.
It's like, my foot started twitching when I heard 300 miles.
I'm like, I'm going back to find Roseanne, and I'm going to learn to like vodka.
And you're like, I feel like a lot of them though, didn't have liquor licenses.
And I feel like a lot of them have then since updated that, like that one in Minnesota.
Now that didn't have, they do.
I think they weren't because they were bingo halls.