Kathleen Madigan
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Podcast Appearances
Do you know how many people I've taught how to play craps?
And it is not fun for me to keep repeating this pattern of, here's how you play video poker.
You should play double, double bonus poker.
Here's what you should do.
You want to go for four aces.
Fuck the Royal Flush.
It goes on and on and on.
Somebody's got a hot dog.
You go to the window.
Well, I was going to say.
If you want to say, I'm the smoke in the hospital lady.
Who's still sitting in the horse racing book?
A lot of guys.
Borgata.
Yeah.
Well, it's all old people.
Yeah.
I don't even think young people have a concept of horse racing.
Yeah, I used to go to the track every Friday with my dad.
Really good red wine.