Kathleen Madigan
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Podcast Appearances
Is it gambling?
Is it alcohol?
We could go on and on and on.
You can't just pick my favorite.
and say it's got to be knocked off the list.
Fucking take weed off.
I don't give a shit.
I don't care about pills.
Take those off the list.
My mom has a closet full of Darvocet.
They don't even make that anymore, but those pills still work.
And if I need one, I could go in there and eat a thousand today.
No, and don't say anything that ends with Pam.
Pam.
My one friend, Beth, took every pill ever, and she's like...
Telling you what, Madigan, if you can get it, take anything with the N's in Pam.
I'm like, because you are a drug addict.
They're all just melting to the couch.
If it ends in Pam, you're going to be sleepy.
All loosey goosey.