Kathleen Madigan

Yeah, I like being solo because I feel like it's all on me, whether it's good or bad. That's why I hate improv. Like, I just don't want to rely on other people.

Like, if we're going to win, I'm winning. If I lose, I lose. But this whole, you know, there's six of us and let's see what happens.

Like, if we're going to win, I'm winning. If I lose, I lose. But this whole, you know, there's six of us and let's see what happens.

Like, if we're going to win, I'm winning. If I lose, I lose. But this whole, you know, there's six of us and let's see what happens.

I used to do a joke a long time ago about the figure skaters that are the pairs. And like, you know, when the other person falls, the other person is always very nice about it. And I just don't know that I could control my temper like that. Like I might skate around just to chop off one of his fingers while he's down there. So this is why we're not on the cereal box.

I used to do a joke a long time ago about the figure skaters that are the pairs. And like, you know, when the other person falls, the other person is always very nice about it. And I just don't know that I could control my temper like that. Like I might skate around just to chop off one of his fingers while he's down there. So this is why we're not on the cereal box.

I used to do a joke a long time ago about the figure skaters that are the pairs. And like, you know, when the other person falls, the other person is always very nice about it. And I just don't know that I could control my temper like that. Like I might skate around just to chop off one of his fingers while he's down there. So this is why we're not on the cereal box.

Because you couldn't keep your shit together. And now I don't get a medal. I don't know that I could be that forgiving when all you've done for 10 years is work on one thing.

Because you couldn't keep your shit together. And now I don't get a medal. I don't know that I could be that forgiving when all you've done for 10 years is work on one thing.

Because you couldn't keep your shit together. And now I don't get a medal. I don't know that I could be that forgiving when all you've done for 10 years is work on one thing.

Gott, ich habe keine Tänzer. Ich bin nur fünf Fuß groß. Ich fühle mich nicht genug für so eine große Stage. Es scheint, als wären wir verpasst. People.

Gott, ich habe keine Tänzer. Ich bin nur fünf Fuß groß. Ich fühle mich nicht genug für so eine große Stage. Es scheint, als wären wir verpasst. People.

Gott, ich habe keine Tänzer. Ich bin nur fünf Fuß groß. Ich fühle mich nicht genug für so eine große Stage. Es scheint, als wären wir verpasst. People.

If you think about it too hard, you will run away. Ja, ja. Yeah, I mean, I've never freaked out enough to actually think about running away, but if you thought about it too long, you might, I think. If you're a normal person and not some crazy malignant narcissist, I mean, you're gonna go, whoa, this is a lot.

If you think about it too hard, you will run away. Ja, ja. Yeah, I mean, I've never freaked out enough to actually think about running away, but if you thought about it too long, you might, I think. If you're a normal person and not some crazy malignant narcissist, I mean, you're gonna go, whoa, this is a lot.

If you think about it too hard, you will run away. Ja, ja. Yeah, I mean, I've never freaked out enough to actually think about running away, but if you thought about it too long, you might, I think. If you're a normal person and not some crazy malignant narcissist, I mean, you're gonna go, whoa, this is a lot.

Only at corporate gigs and I try not to do them anymore. Because people don't understand that a corporate gig, not everybody there wanted to see comedy, they're not my fans, they're whoever they are. It's playing Russian Roulette. There's gonna be four shows that went fine. But two are gonna be bullets to your soul. And they will kill you. And it's awful. But otherwise, no, I don't get nervous.

Only at corporate gigs and I try not to do them anymore. Because people don't understand that a corporate gig, not everybody there wanted to see comedy, they're not my fans, they're whoever they are. It's playing Russian Roulette. There's gonna be four shows that went fine. But two are gonna be bullets to your soul. And they will kill you. And it's awful. But otherwise, no, I don't get nervous.

Only at corporate gigs and I try not to do them anymore. Because people don't understand that a corporate gig, not everybody there wanted to see comedy, they're not my fans, they're whoever they are. It's playing Russian Roulette. There's gonna be four shows that went fine. But two are gonna be bullets to your soul. And they will kill you. And it's awful. But otherwise, no, I don't get nervous.

There's too much, yeah, that's ill-defined. And at this point, thankfully, I make enough money. I don't need that money, so I can just pass, which is great.