Kathleen Madigan
speaker
1,075 appearances
2 recordings
2 series
first heard Mar 2025
last heard 20 Jan
Kathleen Madigan’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Like in a theater, they'll go, do you need any towels? I'm like, if I need a towel, you need to take me to a hospital. I'm going out there talking. There shouldn't be any sweating involved. The lights aren't that hot. Come on, you guys. They're not.
Oh, we went on two, but they were long. They were like all of December. And here was the craziest thing I've ever seen. I've never been around a global star. Like, I've been around comedians, you know, Gary Shandling, people that were stars here. Even Roseanne, like she really wasn't. ein Film-Globalstar, wie Robin. Jeder kennt Robin, jeder.
Wir waren im Krankenhaus und sie sagten, das ist so, wie nicht bemerkenswert ich war, sie sagten, oh, es gibt einige Soldaten aus Georgia. Und ich war so, What? From Atlanta? They meant the country. Right. I forgot there was a country in Georgia. But they kind of speak Russian. And Robin went in there to this kid, like an 18-year-old guy, and just started speaking Russian. Really?
It was the craziest shit I've ever seen. I'm like, is that from Moscow on the Hudson? Did you really learn all that? He's like, yeah, I just became interested. It was crazy. Es war wie, ich weiß nicht, wie ein Magiker. Ein Magiker, ja, was ich sagen wollte. Er war sehr süß und leise gesprochen.
Ich habe eigentlich seine ernsthafte Arbeit über die Komödie preferiert, weil die Komödie für mich zu frenetisch war. Aber er wusste das, ich habe ihm das gesagt. Ich bin so, ich wünsche dir, dass du einfach aufhören würdest.
Yeah, like Awakenings was a great movie. You know, like there's where he... Das war für mich der echte Robin. Und dann der Stand-Up, er ging zu Juilliard, er ist ein Schauspieler. Ich fühlte, als ob er manchmal ein Schauspieler war, als ein Komedian.
Und, weißt du, kein Schaden, kein Fall. Leute können auf der Bühne alles tun, was sie wollen. Aber ich preferierte einfach den normalen Mann, mit dem ich für Stunden auf der Busse fuhr, um Afghanistan zu fahren.
Although as a kid I really did look forward to working with you at 7.30 on Tuesday nights. I remember when it was on.
No, I think I'm a pretty good editor in my mind of what my family will tolerate. Although I did post a joke from a while back about me, quote, ruining Christmas. My sister, my sister goes, this was recently. She goes, hey, all these people are from Facebook. All my friends are calling. I never said you ruined Christmas. I said you absolutely did. How do you think I, I didn't write that as a joke.
The whole situation happened. Sie sagt, oh, vielleicht habe ich es gemacht. Ich sagte, ich habe nie etwas auf der Bühne gesagt, was nicht passiert ist oder nicht die Wahrheit war. Nun, sagen wir mal, dass eine Schwester verheiratet wird und es schrecklich ist.
Ja. Und es gibt sieben von uns. Und, weißt du, mein Vater ist weggegangen, aber meine Mutter ist noch wach. Also habe ich acht Leute. Also ich werde dich einfach wegnehmen. Wenn dein Leben schrecklich ist, werde ich dich einfach wegnehmen. Ja, dann muss jemand anderes.
I'm like, do you care if I say, Matt, that's one of my sister's husbands, that when you met Matt, he didn't know what religion he was? Is that going to make him seem stupid? And she goes, oh, I don't think he'd care at all. I'm like, great, okay, great, because I'm already doing it on stage. I just wanted permission to do it on film on April 26th.
Not really, no. So, my sister, we're all Catholic, and if I married you, I don't really care if you become Catholic. But my sister did, because they're going to have kids, and she wants this cohesive. And I think on some level, my sister still thinks you might not make it into heaven if you didn't sign up. I don't agree with that, but this is where we part ways.
Und Matt ist so, ich bin christlich. Er ist wie ein russischer Typ, der uns regiert. Und ich sage, richtig, aber welcher Art von Christen? Er sagt, well, Kathleen, I don't really know. I go, okay, Matt, when you drove up to the building.
Did it say, like, United Methodist or Lutheran? He goes, well, I don't think it really said anything. It was just a white building. I'm like, well, this is some little house on the prairie shit, man. Like... Wow, it's just a white country building? Yeah. I go, so you were obviously some form of Protestant. He goes, no, no, we weren't protesting nothing. I'm like, okay.
All right, Matt, I'm just telling you, don't agree to her terms. Because if you have, it's like six weeks of classes. It's not like joining a mega church where you just walk right in. No, no, no, no, no.
oder es könnte eine Netflix gewesen sein, einer von ihnen, ich weiß nicht, es ist egal. Sie sagten, oh, du hast all diese Lachen über deine Eltern, und denkst du, du könntest ihnen ein Ausdruck geben, dass es okay ist? Ich sage, nein. Ja, ich sage, nein, ich habe nicht. Ich sage, ich habe meine Eltern gefreut. Die ganze Zeit.
They answer, which they won't, because the cell phones are never charged. And I'm going to give you their email. They'll probably open it in 2027. I'm not doing that. I'm not going through that with my mom and dad. So you're just going to have to take the risk that I've made a lot of fun of Jack and Vicky. That's the first time anybody ever said...
Well, you really think my own family is going to sue you for avoiding me? Yes. Like, I was just like, this is... Really? I guess it's cover your ass, but I mean, Jack and Vicky at age 78, really? I mean, he was a lawyer, but he's not even licensed anymore. He can't do anything. That expired years ago.
Right, but then on Baby Reindeer, you didn't check anything. Right, true. Oh my God, you're telling me that I need to get all this clearance to make fun of my mom and dad at Home Depot or something. Meanwhile, you have a lady's life that you said is a true story, and that's not the lady.
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