Kathleen Madigan
speaker
1,075 appearances
2 recordings
2 series
first heard Mar 2025
last heard 20 Jan
Kathleen Madigan’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Oh my God. I'm like, where were your lawyers then? I don't get that. I never did get that one.
Are you the wrong woman? Well, they didn't do one thing to change her identity. They matched it identically. She was a little overweight, Scottish, a lawyer. Those were her jobs. So all you would have had to do is make her American. Or why can't a crazy person be skinny? Make her a skinny lady. Or make her British. They just copied. And then the internet immediately knew...
It's Fiona. Uh-oh. And you presented it as a true story. And then when you go look at it all, she didn't go to prison. There's all kinds of stuff in there that's not true.
Or there's just one word missing. Ja, genau.
Well, this wasn't really a trend that would have affected me, but I never stopped laughing for a two-year period. Every guy sounded like Mitch Hedberg.
The trends that I always see, and they come and they go, is dirty comedy, clean comedy. And like... Ja, genau. Es ist nur ein Beweis, dass mir die Worte nicht wichtig sind. Es ist die Person, die die Worte bekommt.
Es ist auf dich, weil ich hatte diese unabhängige Frau auf der Straße in Oklahoma City gekommen und sie hat einen blauen Tarp gedrängt und sie war klar, sie war wie ein unerlittenes Zigarettengewebe getrunken und ich hatte einen Leiter. So I thought, well, I'll see if she wants a light. But she already came up yelling at me in Spanish. Just screaming. And I was like, I don't know, lady.
I don't know what she said. She could have called me a hundred cuss words. It doesn't matter because I didn't understand it. It's your interpretation of that. So the clean, dirty thing... I've just always... Well, I've never been dirty. I'm not going to get up and do the... Yeah, you're not doing dick jokes. No, I'm not. I just would never... Don't we have anything else to talk about?
I mean, my God. I just always thought that was low-hanging fruit. I'm not doing it. And clean... Define clean. I don't even like the labels of all that. I mean, people are making money off of it. Good for you guys. But I just don't... Was bedeutet das? Also ist es nicht offensiv für einen Achtjährigen? Aber ich meine, das ist okay, wenn das, was du tun willst.
Aber in der Komödie bin ich 38, bin 48, bin 58, bin nicht acht. Das ist wahr. Ja, das ist wahr.
Yeah, conversation. I mean, my parents... Es war immer berühmter für mich, dass im Süden vor allem, verdammt, es offensiver ist als andere Worte, die man... Oh, ja. Oh, ja. I mean, it wasn't just a throwaway word. She was pissed. Like, the crockpot didn't broke or something. And then it would be like, god damn it. And I thought, okay. And they never seemed to care if we said it.
I mean, as a woman, we're like 18. Not when we're 8, but 8 to 18. So... Ich habe nicht das gleiche Verhältnis, wie das Geburten in meinem Haus immer geht. Sie würden nicht so weit gehen, aber Scheiße und verdammt und all das. Ja, also für mich ist das einfach so, wie du sprichst.
Das ist das frustrierende Teil. Es gibt einige dumme Road-Comics, die Diktate machen, aber du trinkst mit ihnen und ich bin so, oh, süß, süß, süß, süß, süß, süß, süß. Those people never make me frustrated because they're doing what they can do. That's the best they can do.
There's at least 10 throughout the years I could put on a vision board that I remember from the day. And they make their money, they get their free drinks, and they're happy. So, you know. It's a nice little job, if you don't mind being gone. We got a dumb rabbit with a dumb act. It was five blocks to get in and it's a Tuesday.
Oh yeah, he came up here during COVID. He had nowhere to go.
Yeah, I go, well, last I heard, you have a bus and a plane. Yeah. And like the golf court, we like to golf and he loves to fish. I'm like, yeah, come on up. So he was here for a while. Oh, Spaß. Ein paar Wochen zumindest. Und er war, nach einer Woche davon, er sagt, Maddy, ist es nicht einfach erstaunlich, wie unvergesslich wir in den Retirement geflogen sind?
Ich liebe es. Ich verliere den Weg nicht. Ich brauche nicht auf der Bühne zu sein. Ich meine, ich liebe den Weg, aber das ist großartig. Ich könnte einen Katzen bekommen. Das ist verrückt. Ich habe nie mehr zwei Wochen in einer Runde geblieben, seit ich 23 Jahre alt war. I love that. We had a blast. We got up, we went fishing, then we go golfing, then we come back and go fishing again.
And like anything we wanted to do was still open. You can go on the lake, you can go golfing. Even the golf course up by my house has like outdoor bar and all that. So we could still... trinken. Oh mein Gott. Like Louis was trapped in an apartment in New York.
And then he started going crazier and crazier like week by week like this cooped up crazy person. And I'm like, dude, you need to get out of there. Yeah. So then he came here and I'm like, you're gonna have to he was screaming at the television. Dude, I am already in realization fun mode. Yeah. And you're gonna need to catch up. Yes. Or you're going back to New York to your little chicken place.
Ja. Ja.
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