Kathleen Madigan

I'm like, no. I'm like an old dog with one eye open on the couch. I'm kind of awake. I'm not woke. I'm never going to be the one trying to... I don't know, make new waves or convince people of anything. It's complete nonsense. Like, I view my act like the movie Arthur, which I love. Oh, I love that movie too. It's an hour escape.

I'm like, no. I'm like an old dog with one eye open on the couch. I'm kind of awake. I'm not woke. I'm never going to be the one trying to... I don't know, make new waves or convince people of anything. It's complete nonsense. Like, I view my act like the movie Arthur, which I love. Oh, I love that movie too. It's an hour escape.

I'm like, no. I'm like an old dog with one eye open on the couch. I'm kind of awake. I'm not woke. I'm never going to be the one trying to... I don't know, make new waves or convince people of anything. It's complete nonsense. Like, I view my act like the movie Arthur, which I love. Oh, I love that movie too. It's an hour escape.

Weißt du, ich werde nie bekannt sein wie viele Comics, die sagen, oh, das ist so grundsätzlich, oder edgy, oder ich bin edgy in meinem eigenen Midwest-politen Weg.

Weißt du, ich werde nie bekannt sein wie viele Comics, die sagen, oh, das ist so grundsätzlich, oder edgy, oder ich bin edgy in meinem eigenen Midwest-politen Weg.

Weißt du, ich werde nie bekannt sein wie viele Comics, die sagen, oh, das ist so grundsätzlich, oder edgy, oder ich bin edgy in meinem eigenen Midwest-politen Weg.

Aber du musst es suchen, du musst es wissen, ich tricke Leute manchmal auf den Grund.

Aber du musst es suchen, du musst es wissen, ich tricke Leute manchmal auf den Grund.

Aber du musst es suchen, du musst es wissen, ich tricke Leute manchmal auf den Grund.

You don't have to tell me who. No, I can't even remember who. It's somebody who paced a lot. Chris Rock? It might have been Chris or something. Madigan, you gotta move it a little bit more. I'm like, no, I don't. The job says stand-up comedy. I'm standing up.

You don't have to tell me who. No, I can't even remember who. It's somebody who paced a lot. Chris Rock? It might have been Chris or something. Madigan, you gotta move it a little bit more. I'm like, no, I don't. The job says stand-up comedy. I'm standing up.

You don't have to tell me who. No, I can't even remember who. It's somebody who paced a lot. Chris Rock? It might have been Chris or something. Madigan, you gotta move it a little bit more. I'm like, no, I don't. The job says stand-up comedy. I'm standing up.

Me and Ron White, who's one of my best friends, we are of the opinion, for us, if you can stand still, for an hour and keep everyone's attention, your material is great. Fair enough. And I became friends with Robin Williams because we did all those Iraq tours. He's a very sweet man. But the running around and the sweating and the jumping, I want to grab him and go, just stand still for two jokes.

Me and Ron White, who's one of my best friends, we are of the opinion, for us, if you can stand still, for an hour and keep everyone's attention, your material is great. Fair enough. And I became friends with Robin Williams because we did all those Iraq tours. He's a very sweet man. But the running around and the sweating and the jumping, I want to grab him and go, just stand still for two jokes.

Me and Ron White, who's one of my best friends, we are of the opinion, for us, if you can stand still, for an hour and keep everyone's attention, your material is great. Fair enough. And I became friends with Robin Williams because we did all those Iraq tours. He's a very sweet man. But the running around and the sweating and the jumping, I want to grab him and go, just stand still for two jokes.

Just to humor me. Just stand there. But, you know, everybody's got their own little style and their own little whatever and

Just to humor me. Just stand there. But, you know, everybody's got their own little style and their own little whatever and

Just to humor me. Just stand there. But, you know, everybody's got their own little style and their own little whatever and

He admitted what was going on. You also shouldn't be sweating that perfume.

He admitted what was going on. You also shouldn't be sweating that perfume.