Kathy Griffin

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509 appearances 5 recordings 5 series first heard Apr 2025 last heard 8 May

Kathy Griffin’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Bertcast · Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08 · 15 Apr 2025 podcast

Yeah, I cook. For wifey? Yeah, she doesn't cook at all.

Alright, look, you're gonna be our heterosexual. How are we going to get laid?

Because it's beer. You don't want to get laid?

I'm trying to ask him how are we going to get laid.

Are you going to get laid?

Yeah, because, you know, female comics, it's not like guy comics where it's sexy. Guys don't want to be in the back of the theater.

So what is, what's the secret? What do we do?

Why is that?

Why is it the guy comments that have the girls in the back watching and they think it's sexy? The guys don't think what we do is sexy.

I know, I know. Don't worry, we got three more. Is this the starter card? Yeah, this is the starter card. I don't know, I never was a guy that needed pussy on the road, so I never did that.

I know, and also when you're a girl, you get raped. Like, you can't just invite some guy from the audience. I don't ever rape the willing. Just the unwilling. No, but I'm just saying, when you're a girl, you can't just pick a guy from the audience, he could fucking kill you. Like, you can't just take him back to the hotel.

Like a good little bitch.

I leave him happy, but it's getting him in in the first place.

Oh, I just asked him how can I get laid next. I haven't had sex since my ex that I'm divorced from, so it's been a year and two months.

And by the way, I don't want to hear these bitches that are like over 40 going, I don't care if I never have sex again. That is over for me.

No, no. Das ist eine Lüge. Wenn du gesagt hättest, dass ich nie wieder Sex habe, wäre ich enttäuscht.

Nein, enttäuschend.

Not in the 90s though. In the 90s it was go time, honey.

My double Emmy award winning show? Go ahead.

Chance und Pom-Pom.

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